Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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