i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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