Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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