I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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