is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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