her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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