I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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