But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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