is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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