We got so high we made milksteak
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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