I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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