We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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