I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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