Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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