Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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