Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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