Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
