I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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