fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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