I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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