It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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