she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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