Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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