You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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