The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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