i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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