so let's talk penis.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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