Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
