So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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