Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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