I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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