how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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