their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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