dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Congratulations! We have a period
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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