Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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