Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I've blown a few things in my day
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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