Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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