Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Even the bartender felt bad for me
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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