Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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