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hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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