She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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