I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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