jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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