apparently the secret to your success is patron
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
