Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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