Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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