She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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