hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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