If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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