It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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