Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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