You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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