is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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