Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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