You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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