the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
