At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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