I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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