He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just found puke in my bra..
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
