i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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