I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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